Apocalipstick

Bryan, Bryan, Bryan, the Mayan
Gotta tell me true now boy and don't be lyin'
Is the world gonna end sometime round Friday noon
The Earth in darkness, eaten by some Toltec goon

Gotta tell me Bryan, ya gotta set me straight
"Cause all this stuff I'm hearin', it don't sound too great
The world in flames or some crazy cosmic Ice
I gotta tell you Bryan, neither one sounds nice

Hoovered straight to Heaven or a freight train straight to Hell
After all this talk of darkness, I don't FEEL so well
Is it really gonna happen that we're all on fire
All these predictions that I'm hearing well they all sound so DIRE

Ya gotta tell me Bryan, I can't wait a minute more
Tell me all your secrets, I gotta know before
Friday, it's a coming, and it's coming pretty fast
Ya gotta tell me Bryan before I breath my last

Everybody thinks your clock's some sort of sacred cow
When the clock goes clang that means we go ka-pow
I'm asking nice, not trying to cause ya any trouble
I just don't want to wake up on Friday to a pile of rubble !!!

I am not sure it's gonna happen but I guess you never know
Can you whisper it to me Bryan, 'cause I AM your psychic Bro
Can you give me just a hint, a litte taste of what's to come
You don't have to tell me all but surely you can just tell some

Bryan, Bryan, Bryan, the Mayan
Gotta tell me true now boy and don't be lyin'
Is the world gonna end sometime round Friday noon ????

'Cause I've saved up all my pennies for a big ole air balloon !!!