a day in the life

so, we live in Crazy Town, can't walk outside without looking like a cross between Jesse James and Dr. KIldare . . . there's no place to sit inside, no place to go, sports are weird as fuck with no crowd and well . . . shit be whack

of course, we find ways to entertain ourselves, nonetheless . . . lately I am doing hard-core porn . . . house porn

I go on trulia and look in the cities that fit my fantasy I have money 'cause I'm a popstar, not a doctor so these be, primarily, NYC and LA

but I will look at other cities, too, because people can be ostentatious as fuck in Dallas or McLean, VA, too

and there is this crazee technology called "Matterport" where you can click on it and literally walk through the house

and measure the walls, for when you move in and put your book cases along the walls and figure out where your menagerie of assorted oddities would fit best

and then, when I'm housed out, I watch music videos (or sports stuff) on youtube

and, of course, I see people in these videos and it makes my brain rev the fuck up

and I start trying to figure out "ok, Missy . . . who the fuck where you in 1942?"

so, yeah . . . past lives

the past 24 hours I especially be trippin'
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'cause I'm watching all these videos of Elle King -- why?

because her house is #for_sale in LA and it has built in bookcases and I'm watching her videos and I'm in love (with her house AND her) and then youtube ('cause youtube is tricky as fuck and will "suggest" shit)

decides to throw down some extra fuckery and I see a new video of Miley Cyrus and I actually like Miley Cyrus (because I think she looks like my daughter, Riana, especially when she was Hannah Montana -- which Riana HATES . . . much like when I hated having 12 year old girls once come up all giggly 'n shit asking me if I was Shaun Cassidy, because, I was way the fuck better looking, up close, than Shaun Fuckn Cassidy !!!!)

anyway . . . I #digress

so I am watching this video of Miley Cyrus ("Midnight Sky" -- the live version in the "Live Lounge") and she looks pretty much dead the fuck on

LIKE MY MOTHER

is life not whack enough

youtube? really ??

really really ??

you be playin' me like this ??

so, yeah, Miley Cyrus (imo) looks like my mom (now) and also Jane Fonda (I think) who, of course, #looks_like_my_mom

so then my PRIMAY Covid 19 getaway is doing photo overlays with everyone -- this person looks like him, that person looks like her, you're an alien and YOU are an alien, too MF

but an alien from "my planet"

nanoo nanoo

yeah, I'm weird . . . what CAN I say ??

and I am trying to find a photo of Miley Cyrus that matches the one (and one only) photo of my mother when she was young where she's not sticking her tongue out

or her butt out (I am referencing Miley, here, btw)

and . . . it's complicated but I found one, anyway

and then I see this video for Drake's latest song and it is Justin Bieber lip synching the lyrics; wt actual fuck

and I have said this a million times . . . I never really believed I looked all that much like Shaun Fuckn Cassidy

but I (for sure) "in the day" looked like Justin Bieber and the #latest Justin Bieber looks even more "like me" and well
I get it; I'm strange

way the fuck strange

but (hopefully) as least moderately entertaining

which leads me to my final thought

and that is: Billie Eilish

who I have said is the #reincarnation

of

FRANK SINATRA (here is the link to when I first posted this: https://www.andrew-brewer.com/my-blog/i-believe-billie-eilish-is-the-reincarnation-of

so at 4:30 in the morning I was STILL up now watching old videos of Frankie in the 1940's and breathlessly going back and forth

looking at pics of BIllie

comparing her "to Frank"

I am not Justin Bieber or JFK, Jr . . . my mom isn't Hannah Montana's grandmother

but I still think, nutty as it sounds, that Billie Eilish is the, literal, reincarnation of Frank Sinatra

what's in YOUR wallet?
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peace out, MF's

Billie 'n Frank (above)

Miley, Justin, et moi (below)
and yes, I get it . . . it's weird
and so am I