of course, we find ways to entertain ourselves, nonetheless . . . lately I am doing hard-core porn . . . house porn
I go on trulia and look in the cities that fit my fantasy I have money 'cause I'm a popstar, not a doctor so these be, primarily, NYC and LA
but I will look at other cities, too, because people can be ostentatious as fuck in Dallas or McLean, VA, too
and there is this crazee technology called "Matterport" where you can click on it and literally walk through the house
and measure the walls, for when you move in and put your book cases along the walls and figure out where your menagerie of assorted oddities would fit best
and then, when I'm housed out, I watch music videos (or sports stuff) on youtube
and, of course, I see people in these videos and it makes my brain rev the fuck up
and I start trying to figure out "ok, Missy . . . who the fuck where you in 1942?"
so, yeah . . . past lives
the past 24 hours I especially be trippin'
'cause I'm watching all these videos of Elle King -- why?
because her house is #for_sale in LA and it has built in bookcases and I'm watching her videos and I'm in love (with her house AND her) and then youtube ('cause youtube is tricky as fuck and will "suggest" shit)
decides to throw down some extra fuckery and I see a new video of Miley Cyrus and I actually like Miley Cyrus (because I think she looks like my daughter, Riana, especially when she was Hannah Montana -- which Riana HATES . . . much like when I hated having 12 year old girls once come up all giggly 'n shit asking me if I was Shaun Cassidy, because, I was way the fuck better looking, up close, than Shaun Fuckn Cassidy !!!!)
anyway . . . I #digress
so I am watching this video of Miley Cyrus ("Midnight Sky" -- the live version in the "Live Lounge") and she looks pretty much dead the fuck on
LIKE MY MOTHER
is life not whack enough
youtube? really ??
really really ??
you be playin' me like this ??
so, yeah, Miley Cyrus (imo) looks like my mom (now) and also Jane Fonda (I think) who, of course, #looks_like_my_mom
so then my PRIMAY Covid 19 getaway is doing photo overlays with everyone -- this person looks like him, that person looks like her, you're an alien and YOU are an alien, too MF
but an alien from "my planet"
yeah, I'm weird . . . what CAN I say ??
and I am trying to find a photo of Miley Cyrus that matches the one (and one only) photo of my mother when she was young where she's not sticking her tongue out
or her butt out (I am referencing Miley, here, btw)
and . . . it's complicated but I found one, anyway
and then I see this video for Drake's latest song and it is Justin Bieber lip synching the lyrics; wt actual fuck
and I have said this a million times . . . I never really believed I looked all that much like Shaun Fuckn Cassidy
but I (for sure) "in the day" looked like Justin Bieber and the #latest Justin Bieber looks even more "like me" and well
I get it; I'm strange
way the fuck strange
but (hopefully) as least moderately entertaining
which leads me to my final thought
and that is: Billie Eilish
who I have said is the #reincarnation
FRANK SINATRA (here is the link to when I first posted this: https://www.andrew-brewer.com/my-blog/i-believe-billie-eilish-is-the-reincarnation-of
so at 4:30 in the morning I was STILL up now watching old videos of Frankie in the 1940's and breathlessly going back and forth
looking at pics of BIllie
comparing her "to Frank"
I am not Justin Bieber or JFK, Jr . . . my mom isn't Hannah Montana's grandmother
but I still think, nutty as it sounds, that Billie Eilish is the, literal, reincarnation of Frank Sinatra
what's in YOUR wallet?
peace out, MF's
and yes, I get it . . . it's weird
and so am I