and remember -- these were shows whose typical topics were things like Aliens and Big Foot
ya know . . . :)
and somehow it was always made out that I was like a hybrid between Dracula, Howard Stern and the performance artist who spray paints bunny tails and staples them to himself
while playing the accordion and shouting "Satan Rulez Me" in some iambic pentameter haiku from Hell kind of "thang"
anyway . . . in the midst of all this controversy and envelope shredding, I still managed to morph into the King of Unicorns and Glitter -- a fun and truly magickal transformation
which just goes to show . . . if you sprinkle enough glitter on something, it really does make a rainbow :)